Turtles in love

So one spring Dick and I are eating breakfast in a cafe with John and Marcia.  Dick's telling them about our recent trip to the zoo with our children and how every single species of animal was mating, even the turtles. 

John:  "How do turtles do it?"

Dick:  "I'll show you.  Hand me your grapefruit."  

Do you have a father?

Remember when we were beautiful middle-aged married ladies and some young guy would ask, "Do you have a daughter?"  Well, I was thinking now we could ask cute middle-aged guys, "Do you have a father?"