So one spring Dick and I are eating Rio Grande Valley grapefruit at breakfast in a cafe with Jerry and Sylvia. Dick's telling them about our recent trip to the zoo with our children and how every single species of animal was mating, even the turtles.
Jerry: "How do turtles do it?"
Dick: "I'll show you. Hand me your grapefruit."
Friday, March 15, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Do you have a father?
Remember when we were beautiful middle-aged married ladies and some young guy would ask, "Do you have a daughter?" Well, I was thinking now we could ask cute middle-aged guys, "Do you have a father?"
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